Monday, September 10, 2007

'I am Looking For A Girl.....'

These are some ads that I came across in a popular matrimonial website. My comments are in brackets.

"Fun loving person with an infections smile and jest for life. a perfect person for all those who know him."
(probably meant 'infectious' and 'zest')

"Our family bears the distinctness of both traditional , logical and ethical outlook towards life."
(does both mean 3?)

"I am looking for a girl who has committed lead a happy life, And even i am committed for that:). Rest all the things we can communicate/disucss due the course of time to realize our dreams and lead happy life:) "
(lucky girl)

"I AM OPEN MINDED, REQURIED GOOD PATNER WHO CAN TAKE OF MY PARENTS AND MYSELF.SHE SHOULD VERY KINDLY PERSON WITH GOOD NATURE AND SHOULD BELIVE IN LOVE" (Florence Nightingale?)

"i am sincere to offer fun and joy to make my partner and life happy.Mother,father,sisters and me we are all employees.we are well settled with enough financial support.we are happy living.We are traditional as well as modern living."
(happy living...)

"I compleated my BE Mech in 2000 in Hulkoti and an Bramhain and & very strong belife & very much found in my religion and in search of same kind of girl. "
(Spellcheck?)

"I'm a simpleton with lofty ambitions." (How?)

"Pride is important than anything else. Need a partner who has similar passions and values family and love."
(here's a proud person)

"Hello, I am a patient..no..no..i am very patient, fun loving, caring person. I have lot of self confidence and generally face the difficulty with a cool head. "
(poor guy sounds confused)

"i am a descent guy with lots of intentions in my life and i like to be a named person always and everywhere...... "

"My name is Guru
But My friends Call Me as Rahul
Hi TO every cute and Naugthy girls
Be good to urself do harm to any one,
live and let live in this beautiful world and every one as there own life of living love u all bye "
(you are a GURU)

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